Capers and hijinx.

I never know what to get couples that have been in committed relationships and living together for years who finally get married.  What could I possibly give them to equip them for the challenges ahead that they don’t already have?  Finally, inspiration struck.
My Zombie Survival Gift Basket from last weekend’s wedding accumulated to:
Zombie Survival Guidebook
Survival can
Two-pack of flashlights + batteries
Waterproof matches
Paraframe Knife
Duct Tape
Camp Soap
Signal Lamp
Gas masks with built-in respirator
Solar-Powered iPhone charger
The only thing that would have made it better was if I had gotten that Jello brain mold from the Halloween store.  But I was running out of room toward the end.  I also considered crowbars/axes, but they would have thrown off the balance of the basket.

I never know what to get couples that have been in committed relationships and living together for years who finally get married.  What could I possibly give them to equip them for the challenges ahead that they don’t already have?  Finally, inspiration struck.

My Zombie Survival Gift Basket from last weekend’s wedding accumulated to:

  • Zombie Survival Guidebook
  • Survival can
  • Two-pack of flashlights + batteries
  • Waterproof matches
  • Paraframe Knife
  • Duct Tape
  • Camp Soap
  • Signal Lamp
  • Gas masks with built-in respirator
  • Solar-Powered iPhone charger

The only thing that would have made it better was if I had gotten that Jello brain mold from the Halloween store.  But I was running out of room toward the end.  I also considered crowbars/axes, but they would have thrown off the balance of the basket.